Coconut Cowboy: A Novel

Channeling his internal Easy Rider, Serge Storms saddles up for his so much epic, deadly, and hilarious street journey ever as he revvs off to discover the misplaced American Dream . . . beginning within the Florida Panhandle.

Obsessed with the long-lasting Sixties vintage Easy Rider, encyclopedic Floridaphile, cute serial killer, and film buff extraordinaire Serge A. Storms devises his wildest plan but: end the adventure started via his freewheeling heroes, Captain the United States and Billy, tragically lower brief by means of a few shotgun-wielding rednecks.

Setting a path for the Florida panhandle, Captain Serge—with Coleman actually driving shotgun—mounts his vintage bike and hits the street looking for the genuine the US: the apple-pie-eating, freedom-swilling mothers and pops of major road USA.

But the the USA he unearths within the rural burgs dotting the neck of the peninsula is a bit of diversified . . . and a complete lot more strange than something Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper encountered. In a country the place legal politicians are extra universal than gators, Serge and Coleman observe one specific speed-trap locale so aggressively inept at corruption that investigators are baffled the place to start.

Expect not anything under insanity, mayhem, inventive homicides, and mind-altering prescribed drugs while Serge and Coleman’s course intersects with the light State’s hyper-dysfunctional rusticity.

Where’s Jack Nicholson if you desire him?

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Wintersmith (Tiffany Aching)

By Terry Pratchett

The 3rd in a chain of Discworld novels starring the younger witch Tiffany Aching.

When the Spirit of wintry weather takes a posh to Tiffany Aching, he desires her to stick in his sparkling, frozen global. endlessly. it is going to take all of the younger witch's ability and crafty, in addition to support from the mythical Granny Weatherwax and the irrepressible Wee loose males, to outlive till Spring. simply because if Tiffany does not make it to Spring—

—Spring will not come.

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The Digested Twenty-first Century

John Crace's Digested learn first seemed in in February 2000 and has been operating ever because. each one week Crace reduces a brand new e-book – something from a Booker Prize winner to a Nigella cookery booklet is reasonable video game – to seven hundred phrases in a parody of the plot, variety, discussion and subject matters. Or loss of them. The Digested learn has not only turn into an establishment for readers; it really is learn and loved by way of publishers and authors too. as long as it isn't their publication being digested. many years in the past Crace wrote Brideshead Abbreviated, A Digested learn of the 20 th Century. this can be the twenty first Century. up to now.

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The Rake

A candy, pleased, funny romance set throughout Jane Austen.
Lizzie desires to support her ally, Alexander, who thinks that if he appears like a rake he'll have the capacity to win the lady of his desires. She enlists assistance from Sophy and Jane, and jointly the younger women set approximately instructing Alex easy methods to gown like a rake.
but if Jane's cousin, James, and the good-looking Lord Wrexham input the image, a couple of romance is at the playing cards. And Alex discovers that the lady of his goals will not be the lady he loves, in the end.
contains bonus brief tale, Cousin Winifred

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Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made

By Stephan Pastis

Want to aspire to greatness? try out this re-creation of Timmy Failure’s first adventure—featuring the bonus part “How to attract Timmy and Total.”
 
He can be clueless, however the comically self-confident Timmy Failure is CEO of the easiest detective service provider on the town, maybe even the kingdom. Now Timmy’s legion of fanatics are invited to trigger on their lonesome route to mastery with the assistance from Stephan Pastis. additional fabric comprises step by step directions on find out how to draw Timmy and his impressively lazy enterprise associate, the polar endure Total—including a trick to creating them either glance a tiny bit nuts (hint: the secret's within the eyes). Even larger, young ones are invited to percentage the highlight with Timmy by way of sending their drawings to his web site, for an opportunity to be featured within the Timmy Failure Gallery of Greatness.

From the Hardcover edition.

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Death: A Life

By George Pendle

The stunning new memoir from Death

At final, the mysterious, feared, and misunderstood being identified purely as “Death” talks frankly and unforgettably approximately his infinitely lousy lifestyles. Chronicling his abusive early life, his near-fatal dependancy to existence, his excruciating time in rehab, and the last word triumph of his precise nature, this long-awaited autobiography ultimately finds the interior tale of 1 of the main troubling, and bothered, figures in historical past. For the 1st time, demise finds his affairs with the residing, his maltreatment by the hands of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the ungodly fact in the back of the notorious “Jesus Incident,” and the loneliness of being the top of All issues.

Intense, unpredictable, and immediately enticing, Death: A Life is not just a narrative of triumph opposed to all odds, but in addition a young, relocating story of unconditional love in a universe that, regardless of its profound flaws, gave demise the fiery selection to carve out a profitable lifestyles on his personal phrases.

DEATH was once born in Hell, the one son of devil and Sin. He used to be knowledgeable within the Palace of Pandemonium and the backyard of Eden. in view that earlier than the sunrise of Time, he has ushered souls into the darkness of eternity. this can be his first publication.

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The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

By Douglas Adams

"DOUGLAS ADAMS IS an awesome SATIRIST."
--The Washington publish e-book World
Facing annihilation by the hands of the warlike Vogons is a curious time to have a yearning for tea. it may well purely occur to the cosmically displaced Arthur Dent and his curious comrades in palms as they hurtle throughout area powered by way of natural improbability--and desperately looking for a spot to eat.
Among Arthur's motley shipmates are Ford Prefect, an established buddy and professional contributor to the Hitchhiker's advisor to the Galaxy; Zaphod Beeblebrox, the three-armed, two-headed ex-president of the galaxy; Tricia McMillan, a fellow Earth refugee who is long past local (her identify is Trillian now); and Marvin, the moody android who suffers not anything and not anyone very gladly. Their vacation spot? the final word sizzling spot for a night of apocalyptic leisure and advantageous eating, the place the foodstuff (literally) speaks for itself.
Will they make it? the reply: demanding to assert. yet keep in mind that the Hitchhiker's advisor deleted the time period "Future excellent" from its pages, because it was once found to not be!
"What's such enjoyable is how fun the galaxy seems via Adams' sardonically foolish eyes."
--Detroit loose Press

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Carpe Demon (Demon-Hunting Soccer Mom)

By Julie Kenner

From long island instances bestselling writer Julie Kenner aka J. Kenner ... "This e-book, as filled with occasions as any suburban mom's calendar, exhibits you what might ensue if Buffy obtained married and stored her earlier a mystery. it is a hoot."—Charlaine Harris, ny occasions bestselling author A Booksense decide! A aim "break-out" book! Kate Connor is your normal, daily mother with young children, a husband, and one very substantial mystery ... she was once a Demon Hunter for a mystery arm of the Vatican. Now retired, she's extra attracted to the household than the demonic. So whilst she catches sight of a demon in Wal-Mart, she tells herself it truly is another Hunter's challenge. but if that demon assaults her in her kitchen, retirement is not any longer an alternative. Now Kate has to kick a bit demon butt, determine why the creatures are attempting to take her out and take over her domestic city, and whilst look after her 2 12 months previous, take care of a hormonal 14 yr previous, get the relations to Catholic mass on time, and check out to maintain her previous a mystery from her daughter and her husband. She's a bit off form, yet hello ... if she will be able to juggle teenagers and an impromptu ceremonial dinner, ridding town of demons can be a bit of cake. just like the announcing is going, Carpe Demon ... and Kate intends to do exactly that. *** Dive into this enjoyable and unique (sub) city fable novel (that may well simply as simply be referred to as paranormal mommy lit!). With humor, motion, experience, horror and a romantic triangle that builds because the sequence progresses, Carpe Demon isn't to be overlooked! All titles within the Demon-Hunting football mother series Carpe Demon: Adventures of a Demon-Hunting football mother California Demon: the key lifetime of a Demon-Hunting football mother Demons Are without end: Confessions of a Demon-Hunting football mother Deja Demon: the times and Nights of a Demon-Hunting football mother Demon Ex Machina Pax Demonica Praise for Carpe Demon: “Ninety-nine percentage of the better halves and mothers within the nation will determine with this heroine. I suggest, like who hasn't needed to conflict demons among vehicle swimming pools and play dates?" Jayne Ann Krentz, manhattan instances bestselling writer "I welcome the novels that choose to be totally over-the-top and picture paranormal and superhero lives for his or her chick- lit heroines. Take Carpe Demon ..." —Detroit unfastened Press "Sprightly, fast paced . . . readers will locate spunky Kate not easy to not root for in spheres either household and demonic."—Publishers Weekly "Smart, fast moving, designated ... a mix of class and wit that has you giggling out loud."—Christine Feehan, ny instances bestselling writer "Tongue-in-cheek . . . quickly pacing and in-your-face motion. supply it a attempt. Kate's a enjoyable personality and retains you at the fringe of your seat."—SFReader "Ms. Kenner has a method and supply all her personal . . . enjoyable and cutting edge . . . [Carpe Demon] just isn't missed."—Fallen Angel reports "You're gonna love this e-book! a good summer season learn with plenty of humor and loopy occasions and action."—Fresh Fiction "This booklet was once rather a lot enjoyable to learn. I hugely suggest this highly pleasing read!"—Midwest ebook assessment "A enjoyable netherworld mystery that readers will treasure."—The most sensible stories "A+ ... i'm very prepared for the subsequent installment in Kate Connor's life."—The Romance Reader's Connection "Kenner rankings a right away hit with this offbeat and funny event, which has an interesting forged of characters. motor vehicle swimming pools and holy water make an unforgettable mix."—Romantic Times

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Eggs, Beans and Crumpets

By P. G. Wodehouse

Whilst an Egg meets a Bean and they're obtained a around of cocktails via a Crumpet, the tales fly speedy and furious...there's slightly good fortune for Mabel, Bingo Little manages to outlive A Pekinese problem, and a place of Romance at Droitwich Spa. Eggs Beans and Crumpets" is a masterpiece of comedian writing.

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